Ladislas wept as he pulled his limousine into the drive of his gothic mansion. Nothing could console him—not even the song of the howling wind as it blew clouds across the face of the full moon. It was over—all over. How was he to survive?
His dentist’s words echoed, “I’m sorry. I’ve done everything I can. They’ll all have to be pulled.”
Who knew that his favorite food contained so much sugar? And how could he explain to his dentist that he needed two sets of dentures—one with very long, sharp canines?
(Written in response to a GBE2 challenge to write a story in 100 words, including the title.)
copyright Angela Parson Myers 2011
copyright Angela Parson Myers 2011
As someone with a phobia about dentists, I LOVE this! A vampire with dentures - too funny!
ReplyDeleteOuch!
ReplyDeleteGreat blog!
blood has sugar in it?? heheh this was GREAT!!!!
ReplyDeleteheh, heh, heh, a vamp with dentures makes me LOL
ReplyDeleteOh dear me! :))))
ReplyDeleteThat is great. They don't seem to design dentures with sharp enough canines, do they?
ReplyDelete--Diana Jillian
Great job! What an unexpected finish. LOVED this. :O)
ReplyDeleteYes... a vampire with dentures...LMAO!! This was great. I can understand the predicament of the vampire!! Great write :D
ReplyDelete*chuckle* I could see his poor pale sad face. Every vampire's worst nightmare come true :)
ReplyDeleteLMAO, this is awesome!! Loved the ending!
ReplyDeleteKathy
http://www.thetruckerswife.com/
hahahahaha, completely unexpected, I loved it... Guess his blood sucking days are not gonna be easy.
ReplyDeleteOne of my grandsons has vampire teeth naturally. I'm wondering if, when they all fall out and grow back in, his eye teeth will still be longer than his other teeth.
ReplyDeleteI've seen several people with "vampire teeth." Hard to tell if he'll keep them. My older daughter had a lateral incisor that was kind of like a conjoined twin tooth. When it fell out, it was replaced by two separate teeth. So I'd say replacement teeth have a tendency to repeat original teeth.
ReplyDeleteThank you, everyone. Looks like you took it in the spirit in which it was intended. : - )
ReplyDeleteAhhhhh!!!! Poor vampire. That might slow his roll. ;-)
ReplyDelete*laughing* Oh, I love it!!! : )
ReplyDeleteFantastic. Sounds almost like flash fiction. I hope you'll show us more!
ReplyDeleteA nice twist :)
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